Watch out for man crotch

Ok, so I totally just got caught checking out a man package. In my defense, he was wearing tight pants and he was bulging right through them. I couldn't help myself. I mean, I look at every man's crotch I encounter on a daily basis, but I definitely looked a bit too long at this one. It was funny. I mean it was HUGE and just right there swinging in my face. What was I supposed to do?